Monday, February 1, 2010

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damsels do not know who among you is passionate about sport. If you're like me, you certainly had the opportunity, while you were at the bar of Ravana in the pile of newspapers left on the benches and take out those sports. If you recognize yourself in that category, then you will certainly have having to undergo the so called "mobbing by Journal."

Bullying by Journal covers all the behaviors and attitudes harmful, given by individuals to the masculine gender, to discourage or prevent any attempt by the female to inspect any one source of sports information. We consider that widespread mentality sports and male, who believes the sport on exclusively by men, tend to contemplate the woman as that singular creature, unable to recognize a cross or a lob, and whose brain was not programmed to understand the tortuous maze of offside.

With this in mind, when a man sees a woman at the bar, intent to browse any newspaper sports tend to think that using it as a fan or origami paper. And for that reason feels entitled to claim its right of recourse in the newspaper. In these situations, the man can act in different ways and, months and months of field observations, have allowed me to distinguish three different categories of abused male:

- The brazen : those who have to take ownership of the newspaper, acting shamelessly. While you are immersed in an article, there is an expression with slightly annoyed and says, "You're reading the newspaper?" For the series "No honey, I was just thinking of using it as wallpaper .. I am stuff ..;

- The stroke: what you are sitting at the next table staring at the newspaper and drumming his fingers as if to say: "How long does this?";

- The plague : certainly the most common form. Once realizes that the newspaper in your hand, it takes another (not sports), the law casually headlines (actually look at the figures) to appear as a thinking that you're doing remains unaffected (in actually looks at you askance and snorts that not even a steam train ...)

Conclusions: yes boys, there are women who are truly passionate about sport and that, just think, 'not limited only to football! So next time you meet a representative of the fairer sex intent to groom the Journal, deduce a moment .. and please do not take pictures of m-rda! Thanks! I leave you with a well
reflection: while there will be a reason why the leading Italian sports daily's pink! (Vabbuò yes, it's because of the Tour of Italy, do not be didactic ...)

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